Bruschetta McQuorcodale

Bruschetta McQuorcodale

 

 

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First seen

Teacher

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1

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Bruschetta McQuorcodale

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Gender

Female

Age

34

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1 (Mentioned)

Bruschetta McQuorcodale is an unseen character mentioned in the series 1 episode, Teacher. She attended the same boarding school as Miranda and Tilly.

A li-lo

Miranda described her as having, Bruschetta learnt about "the Birds & the Bees" through a dodgy biology lesson in which a video on conception put the woman off ever entering a swimming pool in case she became pregnant. 

	We just weren't taught the birds and the bees properly. All we had was a weird video in Biology about conception. We saw this heart-shaped swimming pool,in the middle of which was a li-lo, with a woman lying on it looking erotic - she was the ovum. On the outside were a whole mass of men in Speedos and swimming caps. They were the sperm. We heard a starting gun. The sperm dived in. One of them ended up on the li-lo and embraced the woman....One girl in my house, Bruschetta McQuorcodale - real name... She still won't go swimming for fear of getting pregnant.